Volume II March, 1997

Double Trouble Grows!
AP - HOUSTON
After only a few short months, the puppies are pushing 30 pounds and show no signs of slowing down!
photos on page D22
Stamford Awards Key To The City
AP - HOUSTON
The mayor of Stamford, Connecticut, awarded the key to the city to Dianne and Tammie. "These two ladies have done more for the local retail economy in three days than all of the conventioneers did in 1997" said the mayor during the awards ceremony.

Merger Seems Iminent
AP - OAK BEND
The Chaney's and the Holliman's celebrated on the 21st the merger of their two families. With all stock holders present (as well as a few thousand guests) Russell and Dianne smiled the night away as everyone enjoyed the party thrown by Nancy Holliman, and William and Nikki Chaney, all of whom have been described as "highly interested parties." Although it is unclear who will have a voting majority in the corporation, the naming of Dianne Chaney as CFO has kept confidence in the venture high.
photos on page W14
New Year's Eve Celebration
AP - HOUSTON
The city of Houston sponsored a multi-million dollar celebration which paled in comparison with Dianne and Russell's evening which included a cocktail party, dinner, and a night on the town with thier good friends.
photos on page N30

UniClaus Strikes Again
AP - OAK BEND
Once again the unidentified person known only as "UniClaus" delivered several packages to the Holliman home offices December 25th. The packages received with no return address were first inspected by the bomb squad, and then opened, revealing several articles of clothing, perfume, and other assorted items. Coincidently, a list of the items were faxed to an unknown individual reportedly located somewhere high in the northern hemisphere just months preceding this attack.

"Oddly enough," said one witness, "this same man lauched a similar attack about this time last year."
photos on page X45


Dianne Russell




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